Friday, December 25, 2009
Reason #2 why Sweden sucks - No Slurpees or Big Gulps
7-11s are all over Sweden. Normally, one would consider that a good thing.
Except...the only good things about 7-11 was obviously too good for Sweden to accept. The Slurpee and the Big Gulp.
Why Sweden? Why the hate against good beverages?
Because of your lack of Slurpees and Big Gulps....Sweden, you suck.
Labels:
7-11,
commerce,
convieniece,
fast food,
ice in your drink,
slurpees,
Sweden Sucks
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Reason #1 why Sweden sucks - no garbage disposals
Face it, Sweden hates convenience. That's why even though kitchen disposals have been on the market since 1938 Sweden refuses to embrace them. Though they like to be considered one of the most "modern" countries in the world - instead of simply allowing food waste in your sink to be chopped up and whisked away at the flip of a switch, you are expected to scoop up slimy food matter with your hands using one of these "modern scoop devices" in flimsy plastic:
Considering how much they love potatoes and refuse to eat the peels, you'd think they'd actually appreciate the humble garbage disposal unit, but alas...that's just too easy. No wonder this seems to be the place that all fruit flies go on permanent vacation.
So, do you want to fish out slimy potato peels, last night's ground beef, and eggshells out of the sink with your hands?
Or would you rather do this?
Sweden, because your overall lack of garbage disposals - you SUCK.
Considering how much they love potatoes and refuse to eat the peels, you'd think they'd actually appreciate the humble garbage disposal unit, but alas...that's just too easy. No wonder this seems to be the place that all fruit flies go on permanent vacation.
So, do you want to fish out slimy potato peels, last night's ground beef, and eggshells out of the sink with your hands?
Or would you rather do this?
Sweden, because your overall lack of garbage disposals - you SUCK.
Labels:
Home,
Kitchen,
Modern Swedish Devices,
Nasty,
Sweden Sucks
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